So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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