your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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