We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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