party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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