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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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