my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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