so that wasnt chicken after all
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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