What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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