Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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