You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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