You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
ok first of all what the fuck
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