If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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