return my video game
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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