i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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