I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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