He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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