Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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