my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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