Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i just google imaged poop.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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