i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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