Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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