someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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You can't just leave with hair like that
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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