I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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