My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Someone came in the potted fern
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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