My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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