Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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