You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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