Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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