they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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