Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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