plz talk dirty to me
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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