if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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