No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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