fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
the night ended with taco bell and tears
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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