I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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