Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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