Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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