i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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