I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm having to shit out rocks
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