It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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