I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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