Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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