Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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