told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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