Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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