her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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