We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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