In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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