i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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