Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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